You Have Arrived
Modern GPS systems are slick. If you can spell and follow directions, it’s actually kind of hard to get lost. But they are not fail safe. Two things you don’t want to see when the navigation system voice says, “You have arrived at your destination”:
- To your right: a trailer park.
- To your left: The Rebel Cafe, complete with confederate flag.
You might want to keep a map in the car. Or ammunition.
by Lela Davidson on March 26, 2010
in Random Amusements
Those GPS gadgets are made by the evil red Chinese who are just trying to keep Americans off balance. That turns out to be surprisingly easy. Notice how they are always saying: “Turn Left.”
But, on the other hand, the Rebel Cafe has an excellent gunpowder sauce for the fried catfish, served exclusively on the all you can eat fish and chilly night. Unmarried pregnant girls drinks are on the house.
I have an innate GPS that get thrown completely off track when I rely on external GPS devices. First time I ever got lost was using one of those darn things; That was when I wound up in a neighborhood where I feared for my life, with police helicopters flying overhead, light beams on, loudspeakers carrying the voices of pissed off policemen…shots being fired somewhere close by…..had to get out of there fast. Have not used one of those GPSes since.
Your GPS reads the little strips of plastic in your paper money !
so the Gov, knows how much cash you have and where you are at !
I ain’t got no GPS in my pick up ! And I already knows where the
Rebel Cafe is !
GPS = Go Past Stop Sign !
I just can’t figure out why you felt the need to search out an area even more redneck than our current surroundings.
Mine always tells me to turn into the exit ramp of a freeway in complete defiance of oncoming traffic and those lovely DO NO ENTER signs.