Things You Don’t Want to Hear on Vacation

There are a lot of things you don’t want to hear on your Mexican vacation. Here are a few of my favorites:

  • We ran out of chips.
  • Stop that! You want to get Javier fired?
  • Go ahead, show ‘em. They don’t even have YouTube in Mexico.
  • Why are the passports wet?
  • You have transportation?
  • Oh, he’ll be over there… sometime. Maybe tomorrow.
  • I haven’t gotten up to pee all day!
  • Just out of curiosity, where is my wallet?
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2 Responses to “Things You Don’t Want to Hear on Vacation”
  1. John Biggs says:

    And always remember. Just because something sounds very pretty in Spanish doesn’t mean it’s not a threat.

  2. That is very funny and makes me want to go on vacation!

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