Rushing the Seasons

Okay, so I meant to write about this back in August, but life and deadlines got in the way. It was a crisp morning, one of the first cooler days we’d had in a long time. I was really enjoying my run and the comfortabel weather when I saw the first one. Prominently displayed on some over achiever’s immaculate entry was a Halloween decoration. Remember, it was still August, I swear.

Now, before you get all defensive and give me some crap about it was a ‘fall’ decoration. No. Not even. Last I checked, pumpkins = Halloween. Black ribbon? So witchy! I jogged along on my merry disgruntled way thinking that some people just can’t enjoy the moment. They’ve got to rush every single thing. Considering I may not ever get around to putting out anything remotely cute, you may think I’m just jealous. Maybe.

So I sort of got over it. To each his own and all that. I ran, enjoying the fresh, sweet air.

But then I saw another one. That’s two items of Halloween decor spotted during what is arguably the pinnacle month of summer. What’s wrong with you people?

Now, of course, it’s mid September and I’d say a solid one fourth of festive folks are setting out the Halloween props. I have even been sent a save-the-date for a Halloween party. Hold on while I check the calendar… Seven weeks. That’s how long until Halloween. Can we please, please, please just enjoy the crumbs of summer? Please? How about we wait until say… a month before the actual holiday to start decorating and celebrating? Any takers?

Because I can play that game too. Don’t make me break out the Easter bunnies.