Track Santa on Christmas Eve – Toll Free!
by Lela Davidson on December 19, 2008
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Santa Claus is coming and NORAD’s helping you track his journey on Christmas Eve. The toll-free number is for the U.S. and Canada is 1-877-HI-NORAD. Kids and parents can call to find out Santa’s exact location!
Or you can be smart like me and lie.
“He’s going to be here in five minutes – get to BED!”
How Sexy Do You Like Your Santa?
by Lela Davidson on November 17, 2008
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Maybe it’s just me, but when I think Santa I’m not thinking sexy. But then I don’t live in L.A. where an exhaustive two-month search resulted in a single Hunky Santa. Underpaid elves whittled 350 applicants down to one Eli Wilhide, motivational speaker turned actor, and all around sex god.
Hunky Santa is part of Los Angeles’ high end Beverly Center’s alternative to the traditional Santa Claus, but isn’t intended to replace the beloved Saint Nick or “Classic Santa” who also makes his annual appearance in the center. Well duh! They’ve got to get us coming both ways!
Not to leave the men wanting, Hunky Santa is joined onstage by the Candy Cane girls – whom I’m pretty sure I recognize from my recent trip to Las Vegas.
Hunky Santa is supposed to be something for the ‘big kids’ to look forward to each year. What do you think? Harmless diversion, blatant commercialism, blasphemy, or just plain stupid? I’m dying to know!
Meanwhile, that reminds me – I need to pick up a copy of Bad Santa to play while the in-laws are in town for Thanksgiving.
Kidding. Can you guys tell when I’m kidding?
