Mother Daughter Bonding at the Miley Cyrus Concert
by Lela Davidson on October 27, 2009
in Rugrats, Tweens, & Other Offspring
My daughter went to her first concert last weekend: Hannah Montana. But instead of Disney’s wholesome tween creation, it was the next phase of the Miley Cyrus business plan who took the stage. You can’t blame her for tarting it up. She’s sixteen after all. It’s time for the next step in her career. I believe we’re at the point that correlates to Britney’s “I’m Not a Girl” release.
Still, there are good reasons for moms to take your daughters to see Miley Cyrus. Among them:
- To point out the specific moves that will ensure your daughter can pay her own way through college.
- To teach her the importance of creating an alter ego for her personal brand so that she can move seamlessly from exploited girl to exploited adult without the bother of releasing a poorly lit sex tape.
- To confirm that skin-tight spandex hot pants really are in style.
- To learn how to straddle a motorcyle. Or a rope, apparently.
To be fair, there are good reasons for dads to see Miley in concert too, but they’re almost illegal.
