Some of My Best Friends Are Mormons
by Lela Davidson on August 24, 2010
in Random Amusements, Rugrats, Tweens, & Other Offspring
The other day we were driving through the University of Arkansas when this bike came out of nowhere and it seemed would end up under my car. My son whipped his head around to get a better look.
“Mom! That was one of those Mormons.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because. He was riding a bike and wearing a white shirt. AND he had a backpack.”
“Lots of students ride bikes and wear backpacks.”
“But the white shirt, Mom. I’m telling you he was Mormon.”
“They don’t bike that fast. Besides, he was alone. No way.”
“Mormon.”
Little sister from the back seat: “What’s a Norman?”
