Possible Signs of the End Times

My children have been acting strange lately. I don’t know whether to be ecstatic or terrified. Over the past week one or both have done the following:

- cleaned the playroom (not as the result of a threat)

- mowed the lawn as promised, remembering to sweep up afterward

- put laundry away in appropriate drawers

- generally displayed a helpful attitude in all domestic matters

You might want to start stocking up on dry goods, and psalms.