I Subscribe to GQ For the Articles
When I was in 8th grade I had ads from GQ Magazine taped all over my walls. Who was with me? We didn’t know all those beautiful men were gay!
<— This guy is not. At least, not when I think of him.
Johnny, I know I’ve been aloof lately. What can I say? Life gets busy. Just a heads up, though – if Sarah Palin gets the GOP nomination, I’m taking you up on that come-to-my-villa-in-France offer. But only if you stop waxing. Okay, no, that’s a lie. I’ll be there regardless.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a magazine to read.
by Lela Davidson on February 19, 2010
in Uncategorized
I am also a huge fan of Johnny…particularly with eyeliner.
He can do no wrong in my book, and seems oddly, but perfectly ageless. And while I thoroughly expect a man to be more hairy than me, I do appreciate a bit of artful manscaping. Perhaps Johnny has taken it to full on bare Brazilian because his chest hair is gray?
Johnny I love you no matter what.
Um…I don’t mean to be unkind, but Johnny didn’t notice your aloofiosity. That’s cuz he and I have been tooling around France together, thumbing our noses and the rules of social conformity and natural attraction that otherwise would keep us apart.
He’s extremely yummy. Extremely. Yummy.
AT. I meant “thumbing our noses AT”. I am so fed up with typos ruining a great line…
I don’t get it? Johnny looks like a gay swashbuckler…is this what woman want?
What’s wrong with gray chest hair?
Watch it, DeNae. You know what they say about a woman scorned. I know where you live, sort of.
Yes, in our fantasies we all want to be ravaged by homosexual pirates. In reality, by straight, beautiful men who defy convention. Duh.
I’ll bet you just love the puffy pirate shirts!