Haiku for the Health Food Store Clerks
Haiku is trendy, right? The sparse form seem appropriate for my venture into near-fasting last week. And no detoxing endeavor is complete without a trip to the health food store. Forgive me.
sullen tatted youth
gossip over the miso
while I search for kelp
by Lela Davidson on August 13, 2010
in It's All About Me
I can honestly say this is the best Haiku dedicated to a health food store I have ever read. Seriously. Numero. Uno.
The clerk looked troubled,
“There’s refined sugar in this”
“Shut up and bag it.”
Ever notice that many of the customers in health food stores look like extras from The Night Of The Living Dead?