Good News For Drunken Housewives

In my quest to find the perfect way to clean granite counter tops, I bring you: Vodka! I’ve been trying to incorporate green cleaning into my routine. First I read that rubbing alcohol worked well on granite because it was the right PH or for some other scientific reason. Sounded good to me. Then I read that rubbing alcohol was actually made from solvents. And apparently solvents = BAD. But, the good news was that vodka would do the trick. And it’s all natural. I can vouch for that. I can also attest to the cleaning ability of Smirnoff. I mixed 1 part vodka with 3 parts water in a spray bottle. Cuts the grease like crazy! Cheers!