Cut Costs This Year, Starting with the Tooth Fairy
When my daughter lost her first tooth, she was handsomely rewarded by the Tooth Fairy with a crisp dollar bill (which I swiped from my son’s piggy bank, but that’s another story). The next morning she pranced down the stairs, proud of her newfound riches. A whole dollar! She couldn’t have been happier.
A couple days later, her mouth got in the way of two toddlers engaged in a friendly backyard brawl. She ran bleeding and triumphant across the lawn, showing off the fresh gape at the bottom of her Kindergarten smile.
That evening as I put her to bed, she placed the tooth carefully under the pillow.
“Mom?”
“Yes sweetie?” I said, pulling up the sheet and folding it under her chin.
“Some people get more than a dollar.”
She hesitated before answering. “Well… some people get toys.” She was shy – or was it calculating. Then she added, “Ella got $20!”
Twenty bucks? For a tooth? No wonder the economy’s in such a mess.
I told my daughter that I didn’t know anything about the official Tooth Fairy payment schedule, but that her brother had always gotten $1 from the irrepressible imp and she ought to expect the same.
Not to deprive the Tooth Fairy of her mission in life, but consider for a moment where this leads. You let the Tooth Fairy drop twenty dollars a pop and then what about the Easter Bunny? He’s not going to be upstaged by some flighty chick who doesn’t even merit her own holiday. Before you know it the gold bunny will be made of actual gold. Poor Santa’s already on the hook for plenty. Let this kind of spending go unchecked and mark my words next year you’ll be pulling out a home equity loan for school clothes. If you can get a loan that is.
Bottom line: It’s a tooth, not an accomplishment. If your kid complains, blame it on the Fairy.
by Lela Davidson on January 2, 2009
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I love this! I too think it’s ridiculous how out of hand these things can get. I have to plan my 3 year old’s birthday party and I’m stressed that people are going to think it isn’t as good as someone else’s party…I agree, no wonder the economy is in a mess!
I couldn’t agree with you more. One dollar and my kid better be happy or she’ll get a quarter. Living in L.A. you’d be amazed at what these parents give their kids for doing nothing.
This kind of domestic inflation is a huge problem. But I’ll tell you what – the only person you can change is yourself, so if it makes you nuts, draw a hard line in the suburban soil and JUST SAY NO.
If it’s bad in Arkansas, I can’t even imagine what you’re dealing with in L.A. I’m picturing a birthday party I saw on ‘Starter Wife’ where the gift Debra Messging brought (a scooter) was actually the party favor! That has happened to me – though on a lesser scale – with Webkinz!